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Bangkok Dangerous (2008): A Film Review by Numbers

Starring Nicholas Cage! (emphasis mine)

• KILLS: 42-47 (my count to dan smith’s)
• EXPLOSIONS: 5
• STABBINGS: 3
• FANCY GUNPLAY: 2
• DISMEMBERINGS: 2
• GLASS BREAKING: 8
• FAST-FORWARDS: 8
• SLO-MO’S: 19
• 360 SHOTS: 4
• NICHOLAS CAGE LEERING AT MALES: 5
• NICHOLAS CAGE LEERING AT FEMALES: I counted up to 20 then gave up (mainly due to cage’s love interest being mute)
• RIDICULOUS & INAPPROPRIATE MAKING OUT: none
• INTERNATIONAL LOCALES: 4
• EATING WHILE CONDUCTING “BAD MAN” BUSINESS: 4
• ELEPHANTS: 3
• and
• ASSASSINATION-SUICIDES: 1